The intro to this show should sound quite familiar…and it pretty much describes the show. We managed to prattle on about baseball for an entire episode (thank you Sports Weekly!), giving our division winnners, award winners, etc. AND stayed away from football for the most part (we’re as shocked as you are). We even tossed in our final four predictions for good measure. Don’t forget, we’re moving to www.tbnlshow.com, so look for us there coming soon!

Full Court Press
Sonics willing to leave name, history behind in Seattle
Warriors Forward Webber retires after 15 years
Super Bowl Champion Giants to host Redskins to open 2008
Cowboys increase offer for Titans CB Pacman Jones
Marshall to miss four months after arm surgery

MLB Season Preview
ESPN’s Season Preview
Yankees, despite changes, still need to win now
Years that end in ‘08 favor Cubs
Giants remove all tributes to Bonds from AT&T park

NCAA Final Four Predictions
ESPN’s Sweet questions for the next two rounds

Final Four
McNamee tells students, coaches to learn from his mistakes
Shaq wants to manage the Magic after his career is over
Owners to consider rule on length of hair from helmets
Celebrity chef grazed by bullet at Golf Event

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Running Time: 1 Hour

Through the great happenstance of fate, Stephen and I are in the same state! Oh, joy of joy’s, my dear heart doth sing to the heavens for it is lifted of its heavy burden of the lack of Stephen. But now, dearest listeners, we are joined in happy times run amok with rum balls and pillows and we bring you tales of the dumbest in the land for your immense listening pleasures. Women who fancy themselves men, hospitals doling out new bottoms, and the epic duel of two equally matched ham fisted gentlemen.

Factoid of the Week:
Adult Northwestern American Grizzly Bears can bite through steel as thick as one half inch

But, He Has Boobs!
Ever Been Ripped a New One?
I Pee in Your Box
Boobies Be Gone
Stripper kicks dude in face
Not To Be Read/Listened To With FOOD Near You
Super Hero Plays Hookie
Ham Fisted

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Running Time: 49:40

Our 50th show has come and gone and, for lack of a better string of words, it was frakking glorious. It’s almost been a year, and you guys have fluffed our egos to mammoth proportions. (Is that a good thing? Yeah, it really is.) We had a brilliant turnout of people, who we bribed, to come listen to Stephen and I talk about Super Sheep, Hand Bags and Hand Grenades, The Woman Who Had a Toilet for an Arse, and More Kitty Survival! A heartfelt thanks to: Scott, K-man, Brandon, Will, Sarn, Voodoo, Frankie U., Micah, and Lisa!

Factoid of the Week:
Each year, 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment

Drive-By-Fooding
Super Sheep!
Hand Bags and Hand Grenades?
More Kitty Survival!
Fencing Saves Lives!
Crying Robbers
Old Lady With a Bone To Pick
Talk about your having your butt glued to the seat O_o <— Submitted by VoodooSnowFlakes
Woman Forgotten

Check out these fine sites from some of the friends who joined us!
Massassi Forums
To Be Named Later - Another Pi and CHiPS Show

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Running Time: 1:17:38 <— Longevity is due to the LIVE-ness

Well, this week we’ve got an actual format. But other than that, nothing has really changed. We decided you couldn’t get enough of free agency, so we decided to take another large dip in the free agency pool (Oakland Raiders style, of course). It’s one more hour of free agency madness…can you get enough? We certainly can’t!

Full Court Press

Houston beats Atlanta, extends win streak to 20 games

 Investors set April deadline for upgrade of Key Arena

 MLB commish Selig earned $14.5 million in Fiscal 2006

 Woman asks for case against Patriot WR

Broncos fire GM after 16 years with team Moss to be tossed

Player departures

49ers release QB Dilfer

Lions release RB Jones, DE Edwards

Panthers release C Hartwig

Jason Taylor wants out of Miami

Ravens LT Ogden likely to retire

Offense

Rams sign QB T.Green to 3 year deal

Giants sign QB Carr to 1 year deal

Falcons re-sign QB Harrington to 2 year deal

Saints sign QB Brunell

Seahawks sign ex-Cowboy RB J.Jones

Jets sign ex-Dolphin, Charger RB Chatman

Bucs bring back RB Dunn with 2 year deal

Texans sign ex-Titan RB C. Brown to 2 year deal 

Lions re-sign RB T. Bell to 1 year deal

Giants re-sign RB D.Ward to 1 year deal

Bears sign WR B. Lloyd to 1 year deal for league minimum

Cardinals sign WR Fitzgerald to 4 year extension

Titans bring back WR McCareins with 1 year deal

Raiders sign ex-Panther WR D.Carter

49ers sign former Cardinal WR B.Johnson

Bucs sign former Titan TE Troupe

Bills sign TE C.Anderson

Titans sign ex-Colt G J.Scott

Falcons sign C Stepanovich

Defense

Bucs sign DE M.Anderson to 4 year deal

 Lions sign ex-Buc DT Darby

 Saints sign LB D. Morgan

 Panthers sign LB Landon Johnson

 Bengals sign LB Blackstock

 Giants sign LB D. Clark

 Lions sign ex-Buc CB B.Kelly

 Browns re-sign CB Baxter, who hopes to return from two torn patellar tendons

Broncos sign safeties McCree and Manuel

Dolphins sign ex-Cowboy safety Keith Davis

Lions sign Bucs safety Pearson to offer sheet, which Bucs decline to match

Final Four

Pacman wants to play for Cowboys, claims he has stripper pole in his house now

Man convicted in forgery of Packers playoff tickets

Billy Crystal bats leadoff for Yankees in Spring Training game

Tampa Bay fines media members $1 if they use the team’s old name

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Running Time: 1:03:23

Ladies and Gentlemen, this Friday we will be producing the 50th episode of our fantastic podcast, and would like YOU to join us! Every 10 episodes we do a live show so we can have input from our fans and let you guys join us in laughing at the rest of the world. After doing 4 of these we have finally streamlined our process into something that works, and makes it easiest for you guys. Here are the details:

• The show starts at 8pm EST, and will be streamed on Horseshoes-Handgrenades.com.
• We will be using Stickam which provides a cool chat box in the streaming client that will be in the right sidebar of this page. This is a good alternative to communicating with us if you don’t want to or can’t use Skype.
• If you want to call in, you will need to have a Skype account and the Skype software (available FREE from Skype.com) and a decently quiet room so the whole world doesn’t hear your music, tv, or small children crying. Also, please turn down the show when you call in so we don’t hear ourselves through your microphone.
• Add “hnhlive” as a friend on Skype. This is the name you will be able to reach us at.
• This show is a total free-for-all, so call in whenever you want and we will take your call. I don’t care if we’re in the middle of a story, we want to hear from you! Because we love you

Remember, as always live shows can and very well might run long, be excessively RAUNCHY, and our conversation may stray so far from the topic that you can’t see it anymore. We’ve had SO much fun when we do these shows, that these things don’t even bother us. So please call in! We’ll see you guys this Friday!

-H&H

Do you guys remember silly putty? I have two eggs (pink and green), and I’ve been playing with it for the last hour, and I can’t stop! I also drew gold vines all they way up my left arm; and then took the silly putty and pasted gold vines on the stretchy stuff. I am easily entertained. And, speaking of entertainment… if you would like some, then enjoy this episode! We proudly present: sleeping your way rich, nagging your husband limp, beating your way through anger management, and shitting your way to a better world.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons and Dragons.

Factoid of the Week:
The Polish government awards informants with flowers and chocolates

Man’s Nagging Wife Leaves Him Limp
Why Didn’t I Think Of This?
101 Year Old Guy Runs Half-Marathon, Pauses For A Beer and Cigarette
Anger Management Works!
More Survivor Kitty
Missing Your Left Leg?
Cows Shyte Energy
I Would Have Just Quit…
This Sounds Like My Dad

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Running Time: 58:40