The writers are back…and are acknowledged as such (what writers…what?), but…it’s NFL Free Agency time! After the major stories of the week in Full Court Press, the show is dedicated solely to the NFL (gee what a shocker there!). All the major pre-free agency NFL cuts and signings are gone over by Will and Brian, including some conjecture about the Oakland Raiders and “behind the scenes” activity.  They preview the free agents and give some opinions about where they might go, and provide a variety of different sources for information (not just ESPN for once!). They close out the show with a 9 year old girl being banned, and manatees…need I say anymore?

Full Court Press

Indiana, coach Kelvin Sampson reach buyout agreement
Yao Ming out for season with broken left foot
Cubs owner looking to potentially sell Wrigley Field naming rights
NFL owners set to opt out of CBA
CBS to air MMA in primetime

NFL Cuts/Signings

Patriots release LB Colvin
Chiefs release WR Kennison, CB Law, LB Bell, others

Eagles release DE Kearse

Colts release LB Morris, DT McFarland

Bucs release DE’s Carter and Spires

Rams release WR Bruce

Panthers release QB Carr, sign WR Muhammad

Bears re-sign QB Grossman, extend QB Orton

Cowboys sign LB Z. Thomas

Raiders sign DT Kelly to richest contract in NFL History for a DT

Lions sign FS Smith

Browns tender QB Anderson, offer 3 year extension

NFL Free Agency Preview

Top 10 Greatest NFL Free Agents of all time according to ESPN

2008 NFL Salary cap numbers as of 02/22/08

Scout.com’s NFL Free Agent Rankings

USA Today’s NFL Free Agent Rankings

ESPN’s NFL Free Agent Rankings

ProFootballTalk.com’s Rumor Mill

Finding the Best fit for top Free Agents

Under the Radar Free Agents set for big payoffs

Final Four

Appeals Court overrules Comcast NFL ruling

Marlins to have “plus size” cheerleader group

9 year old Australian girl banned at tennis club for grunting

Player that inspired Friday Night Lights dies at 20

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Ok, so, I have had the plague for the last week, and it has just about liquidated my insides ebola style. I have taken enough medication that I thought I was from a different dimension at one point; I have slept for entire days; I have eaten really well; and kept exorbitantly warm… and still I have the phage. I want to get better! On that note, I sound a bit like a whale in this episode (which is entertaining in and of itself). The content is also pretty amusing: a church with sexual commandments, a man who literally got nailed in the nuts, and a man who thinks all your tacos are belong to him.

Factoid of the Week:
Oysters can change gender according to the temperature of the water they live in

Personally, I’d rather be slapped with a ruler…
Crazy men in Japanese school girl uniforms. A new trend, or just another random idiot?
I Want To Attend This Church
I So Did Not Order That
As if our arteries could handle anymore…
Talk about getting nailed…
All Your Tacos Are Belong To Me
Man Drives Stolen Car to Police Station

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Running Time: 51:34

To Be Named Later continues…with Will’s new baseball team being revealed! Which team could it be? They “get out on D” in Full Court Press addressing many of the headlines that continue to be headlines every week in some new fashion. They delve into the 2008 NBA All Star Weekend and recap that and the trade action in the NBA. They find yet another way to talk about the NFL as some noteworthy players are cut and the combine is previewed. They finish up (ironically, after possibly bordering on slander at times) with a very lawsuit heavy Final Four.

Full Court Press
Stern says Sonics departure from Seattle is inevitable at this point
Andy Pettitte dodges Clemens questions at Spring Training news conference
Ryan Howard ties arbitration record with $10 million
Belichick denies taping Rams before Super Bowl XXXVI
NFL Competition Committee considering changing playoff seeding rules

NBA All Star Weekend Recap
Gibson’s 11 3’s help Sophmores down Rookies in Rookie game
Jason Kapono repeats as 3-Point Shootout Champion
Dwight Howard wins Dunk Contest
East beats West in All-Star game; Lebron named MVP

NBA Trade Deadline
Hawks acquire Bibby from Kings
Kidd trade to Nets re-worked, made official
Sonics trade K. Thomas to Spurs
B. Wallace, W. Szcerbiak traded to Cavs in 3 team deal
Hornets pick up M. James, B. Wells in 3 team trade
Rockets acquire Gerald Green from Timberwolves
Blazers trade Taurean Green for Nuggets’ Wafer
Pistons trade Brezec to Raptors for J.Dixon

NFL Player News/Combine Preview
NFL Combine Q&A
NFL.com’s Combine Preview
2008 NFL Offseason Transactions
2008 Franchise Players
Falcons cut TE Crumpler, QB Leftwich
Bears release WR Muhammad
Panthers release RB D.Foster
Packers release TE B.Franks
Browns re-sign RB J. Lewis
Giants working on extension for Coughlin

Final Four
NFL OK’s churches to show Super Bowl on big screens
Nevada coach files defamation suit after recruiting hoax
Dozens of indicted former Duke Lacrosse players sue the school
Team USA supplying its’ own food for Beijing Summer Olympics

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Running Time:  1:01:12

Wow, this weekend has been conspiring against us! The SUC heads attacked, mini-bears looted our HQ, our mixer exploded, I forgot how to swallow water, and my parents were here (four people in a two bedroom apartment = lame). We finally managed to emerge the victors, however! Huzzah for perseverance. Today’s episode comes to you complete with ninja kitties, flying moose, and freshly baked rodents. Yum!

Factoid of the Week:
One cubic foot of gold weighs more than a half ton

Do-Gooder Accused of Do-Badding
Online Prostitution! Coming To A City Near you!
Who Let The Chickens Out?
Ninja Kitty Evades Firemen
Falling Rock…er, MOOSE!
Fresh Baked Rodent
The Phone Is Mightier Than The Tazer
Grandma Wields An Axe
Firefighter Arrested on DUI…While Driving The Fire Truck

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Running Time: 46:35

It’s Valentine’s Day so To Be Named Later has an extra special Valentine’s Edition for you this week! In this episode, Brian and Will cover a variety of sports topics, ranging from Roger Clemens to college basketball coaches to NBA trades. Will also shares some sad news, while Brian unleashes on an impromptu anti-ESPN tirade.  Remember to share your opinions on the show’s topics in the forums! Oh, and we’re kidding about the Valentine’s Edition thing.

Full Court Press
Orioles trade Bedard to Mariners for prospects
NCAA finds that Indiana basketball coach Sampson committed 5 major violations
LSU fires basketball coach Brady
Mavericks forward George blocks Kidd trade
Florida State puts itself on two year probation after academic cheating

Clemens/McNamee hearing
Clemens says Pettitte “misremembered” him during hearing
McNamee’s lawyer predicts Bush pardon for Clemens

NFL News
Jim Zorn hired as Redskins coach
Redskins will play Colts in Hall of Fame Game
Goddell tells senator Belichick has been taping since 2000
Giants close to 5 year, $7 million deal with PK Tynes
Panthers cut LB Morgan
Dolphins to release LB Zach Thomas
Lewis says Chad Johnson won’t be traded
NFL asking federal court to reverse ruling on Vick’s bonus money

Final Four
Rudy Gay turns to YouTube for All Star dunk inspiration
Brady Quinn denies involvement in New Year’s incident
Former NFL QB Booty tased, arrested on suspicion on drunk driving
Dempster thinks Cubs will end World Series drought

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Running Time: 39:07

To Be Named Later is out with the old, and in with the new in this week’s episode. “Full Court Press” and “Final Four” are introduced as new segments, while we say goodbye to 8 in the Box and Drawing Dead (for now?). The Super Bowl might have ended but the NFL is still a prime topic on the show. Will that ever change? We doubt it! NBA trades and college football recruitment also make the cut. Oh yeah, and Brian is back.

Full Court Press
Patriots accused of filming Rams’ walkthrough before Super Bowl XXXVI
Bobby Knight resigns from Texas Tech
Judge rules Vick can keep most of bonus money
McNamee turns over evidence in Clemens case
Schilling’s shoulder raising concerns for Red Sox

Super Bowl XLII Recap
Belichick leaves field with one second left
Giants keep Spagnuolo, make him highest paid D-Coordinator
Giants win costs Nevada Sports Books record $2.6 million
USA Today Super Bowl Ad-Meter Results

Recruiting Classes after National Signing Day
ESPN’s Top 25
Scout.com’s Top 25

NBA player movement
Suns acquire Shaq from Heat
Hawks-Heat game replay will go on, even without Shaq
Lakers acquire Gasol from Grizzlies
Grizzlies trade Swift to Nets for Collins
Cassell would accept buyout to join Celtics
Damon Stoudamire signs with Spurs

Final Four
Angry restaurateur had planned Super Bowl shooting incident
Video of Pedro Martinez, Carlos Delgado at cockfight appears on YouTube
Nevada high school football player admits to making up recruiting story
New Jersey voting whether or not to make sports betting legal in Atlantic City

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I went out tonight thinking I was going to get some yummy German food… only to find out that it had been replaced! Then I drove downtown and parked, ready for my second choice… but it was overran by small children and country music! So I walked to a Japanese place and got Kistune Udon! It was so good. So good. But the cheesecake… not so much >_<

Either way, the show tonight is wonderful, as always! We give you the secret of the Highlander, reasons why you shouldn’t swallow keys, and… is anyone out there missing their scalp?

Factoid of the Week:
If the human body had the same mass as the sun, it would actually produce MORE heat 

Things You Shouldnt Swallow:
New Sitcom Idea?
German Bank Robbers… Or Not?
Mayoral Dog Napper
Buckle Your Beer Up  <–Submitted by Max of Analog Medium
Handcuffs: Fun For All Ages
Houdini Couldnt Have Done Better
Anyone Missing Their Scalp?
The Lion, The Witch, and The Dead Guy
Call Her Grandma Crank
Immortal Baby
Small Plane Crashes in Tallahassee 

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Running Time: 57:23

So, we were a tad late with posting this because I went out to eat and to see a horrible movie… I’m never let a group of five girls pick the movie ever again! I’m also going skiing tomorrow, which means a 6am wake up call. Yay! Hopefully, you guys are listening to this when you aren’t tired, and I haven’t broken my leg. So, stay tuned for inflatable dolls that lose their moans, 89 frozen ferrets, human tongue risotto, and a man arrested for dunk driving his lawn mower!

Factoid of the Week:
Roughly 2.2 million Americans can play the accordian

Shark Attack!
109-year-old Gets a Passport
Man got a stupid idea…then acted on it
Deaf Due to Cotton!
Inflatable doll lost its moan
Why Sterilization Should Take Place
Frigid Frozen Ferrets
Body Parts Stolen
Human Tongue Hospital Food
Man Takes Mower on Beer Run <— Submitted by Frankie U.
Double Dog Dummies
Pr0n Search on Nun’s Computer

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Running Time: 1:01:55