Hello again Ladies and Gentlemen! H&H has returned from a great pilgrimage from the land of morons to bring you what we have found in the vast uncharted world: a whole bunch of ridiculous news about stupid people doing stupid things. We nearly died out there after we were threatened by a group of guys with beercan helmets and large clubs for speaking with “them smart words.” Yes, we have returned unscathed! And we bring with us news of stolen beaches, a wolf with a taste for steak, horny bus drivers, squirrels that think they’re Solid Snake, and women with unhealthy obsessions with Santa Claus.

So enjoy this H&H Holiday Special, and don’t forget to share it with your friends!!

Factoid of the Week:
The average amount of Santas hired by a US Mall - 3.73

So, this wolf walks into a bar
Not a use for coffee <— Submitted by Frankie U.
Shocking Punishment
Beach stolen!
10 Year old girl arrested for cutting food with knife <— Submitted by Voodoosnowflakes
Hooker + school bus = WTF!?
Tinsel Screws Thief
We can “enhance” anything
Squirrels are getting a lot smarter
Ho, Ho, what a Whore
A laughing good time
Goosenapped!

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Running Time: 1 Hour 5 Minutes

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Factoid of the Week:
In her entire lifetime, a female hummingbird lays at most 2 eggs 

Indian man bites rabid dog! Rescues duck from the cold grip of death!
Man gets stuck in bathroom for three days
Wheelchair bound man arrested for…speeding!? <– Submitted by Frankie U.
Man shoots himself in the buttocks!
Only 10 shopping days til Christmas. Better buy some Rhino Poop! <– Submitted by Frankie U.
Karaoke: Threat lvl orange
Bouncing lovers bounce cars over the edge
Golden pill makes your poop glitter
Playful Pup Procures Peeing Penis
Angry tow truck driver tries to tow police car
Don’t taze me, bro! I’m deaf! <— Submitted by Frankie U.
Suburban sex parties draw complaints
Barbie’s prison

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Running Time: 1 Hour 5 Minutes

Will and Brian return with another news filled episode of To Be Named Later. The Will and Brian approved intro will be here soon!

Mitchell Report
Bowl Preview
Eight in the Box:
-QB Michael Vick sentenced to 23 months in prison on dogfighting charges
-Petrino resigns from Falcons, becomes Arkansas Head Coach
-ACC Championship game to be moved from Jacksonville
-Heat waive F Penny Haradway
-Lawsuits dismissed against former Pacer Ron Artest
-Orioles trade SS Tejada to Astros
-Cubs decline to offer contract to P Prior
-Cubs sign Japanese OF Fukudome
Drawing Dead:
-Florida Atlantic favored over Memphis? (New Orleans Bowl)
-BYU favored over UCLA? (Las Vegas Bowl)

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I know it’s been a while but here’s another episode of Tweek’d!

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Omg, my brain hurts! It hurts so bad, I can’t even express how badly it hurts. On that note, we have produced a wondertastic show for you guys this week! The WTF!?’s are more WTF!?ier and the News Better Left Untold really should not have been told. We also received buttons this week and are totally stoked beyond all things stokable! So go pop some Tylenol, pin your buttons to your forehead… and chow down on this amazing-super episode!

Buttons…Courtesy of Ashley’s iSight camera and her hand O_o

Factoid of the Week:
Mr. Potato Head was the first toy to be advertised on television

Tourist confused on which bed is his
Bird sentenced to solitary confinement
Newsflash: boobies make you live longer!
Cat found after 19 days with its head stuck in a peanut butter jar!
The CIA can stop cancer!
Death to Poochy?
If you can’t put them in your hair, they’ve got to go somewhere!
This is coming out of the wrong hole! <— Submitted by Frankie U.
Fart Break
ASSAULT: Man hits Santa in the face with a pie!
Whistle while you shoplift
Wife attacks hubby with potato

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Running Time: 1 Hour 5 Minutes

To Be Named Later is back, with it’s most violent episode yet! After a high-stakes hardcore poker match against the Prince of the Underworld, Brian and Will return to give their take on the sports world. I think. It’s hard to tell. They talk about the Heisman Trophy finalists, “8 in the box” somehow ends up with 9 stories, and they give their full week of NFL picks. This week’s show is about as coherent as the BCS selection process, and we know that’s just the way you like it!

Heisman Preview
Eight in the Box
-LSU Coach Miles signs extension through 2012
-FSU OC Fisher set to succeed Bowden when he retires
-2 Gator football players arrested for battering Sandwich shop employee
-Lakers coach Jackson gets 2 year extension
-OF Jose Guillen signs with Royals
-Guillen, Gibbons suspended 15 days
-Marlins’ Willis, Cabrera traded to Tigers for 6 players
-Andruw Jones 2 year deal with Dodgers
Drawing Dead
-Washington favored over Chicago?
-San Diego favored over Tennessee?

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Running Time: 1 Hour 10 Minutes

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