Another face-melting episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades is out, ready to make your self esteem rise to super hero like levels! That’s right, we’re bringing you fresh, new, human stupidity that will make you feel like you could do no wrong! So grab yourself a BAWLS, a nice cozy chair, sit back, and prepare to be encouraged.

Factoid of the Week
In Tuscon, Arizona, potholes are officially known as pavement deficiencies

Teen Unplugs life machine… because it was noisy
18 Year Old Shoots Friend On A Dare
New York City pays $29,000 for arresting topless woman
Teen gets caught molesting a horse
Man Bursts into flames after being shot with taser gun
Couple falls to their death while having sex on roof
Pig Blood EW!
Gas tanks with teeth
Machete man looking for raccoons at Goony Golf

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Running Time: 39 Minutes

Another late show, but with good reason! Ashley is back in Florida, which means the show was made at the super high quality that you all look for. We used our super podcast creation machine to bring you the best of odd news, without a single pop or crackle from our microphones. This episode was chock full of the news you expect, including the usual poop and sex stories. What would Horseshoes & Hand Grenades be like without that?! Enjoy the show!

Factoid of the Week
The largest fossilized dinosaur turd ever found measures 22″ x 8″ x 7.5″

German Squirrel Goes On A Rampage Before An Old Man Kills It With Cane
Missing Prisoner Found Snoring On Roof
Man Fails School Exams For 38th Time
Chinese Patients Allowed To Leave Hospital With IV Drips In Hand
Judge cries over lost pants
Blind man build bridge!
Sex Shuts down airport
Butts faces jail time… for ganking toilet paper
Myspace shot down

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Running Time: 39 Minutes

Here is your long awaited episode 10! I know you’ve all been sitting on the edge of your seat waiting for the day that this incredible episode would grace the face of your Podcast downloading utility of choice! Well, we’ve been just as excited about unleashing it on the world. This one was awesome, and we’re very happy that it was our 10th episode. Now we can sit back, relax, and wait for the corporate sponsorships to roll in. Judging by how things are going, we’ll be waiting a while.

Sidenote: Huge thanks to authors Robert W. Walker and Robert Tinnell for hanging out with Ashley at the Writer’s Conference this weekend! Your encouragement and kind words were very appreciated.

Factoid of the Week:
The first food to be approved by the FDA for artificial color was BUTTER….It’s not really yellow

Museum thief gets the finger
Drunken Bishop
Georgia Man stabbed with Deer antler
Man Sues over erection…. drink
47 Cats Rescued from House Full of Feces
World’s Largest Penis Erected!
Man Drowns while trying to rescue his cell phone
Fishermen tries to save two drowning morons
Iowa man herds deer with plane

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Running Time: 39 Minutes

A very special episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades has been lovingly crafted once again by the coolest hosts on the net and brought forth for your listening pleasure. On this episode, we were joined by Stephanie, Stephen’s fiancé, who added quite a bit of fun to the show and had a hard time understanding what to do with the pie. You’ll get it when you listen, I promise. So check this show out, it was definitely great for us and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

Factoid of the Week:
On average, adults have 2 gallons of air in the space between their skin and clothes

Heart op pensioner kills snake
Brit burnt German towels
Toothpaste stolen in raid
Dead chickens hit Australia homes
Wendy’s Manager Shot Over Chili Sauce
Organist focuses on wrong organ
German bricklayer cooks guinea pig, girlfriend gets upset
McDonald’s employees busted after blowing snot on a police officer’s burger
Horse riders charged with intoxication

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Running Time: 38 Minutes