Another incredible episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is coming at you, specifically packaged and gift wrapped for your listening pleasure! We had a lot of fun, and we hope you will too… or we’ll be forced to hunt you down and make you laugh and that would just take too much of our time :). So here’s the show!

Factoid of the Week:
It takes 720 peanuts to make a pound of peanut butter

Drunk crashes car without realizing
Wheelchair man exceeds drink-drive limit
Love driving turtles to make suicidal runs
‘Werewolf’ Burglar Gets 6 Months in Jail
Vacuum screamer
Bondage couple lose key
Man sleeps through gunshot to head
Boy kills hog bigger than the legendary Hogzilla

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Running Time: 38 Minutes

Another full near-40 minutes of awesomeness is coming straight at you in this latest installment of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades! Steve and Ashley take you on a journey through some of the dumbest news yet! It’s a good thing that the world breeds so many idiots, or the both of them would be out of a job. Grab yourself a pint of your finest ale and have a listen to this latest episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades!

Factoid of the Week:
The word “toast,” meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.

Bank sells home with a dead woman’s corpse inside
Passengers on an Indian commuter train forced to get out and push
Squirrel Attacks 2 Adults and 1 Child at Elementary School!
Police arrest alleged flasher
Cop’s gay porn prank backfires
Aussies go crazy for cat poo coffee
Nudists overtake small town in Vermont!
Man sticks it to the man by putting dog feces in an envelope along with a parking ticket payment

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Running Time: 37 Minutes

Once again, Pi and CHiPS brings you the most awesome of all things Tech, Gadgets, and Games to make your head fill with knowledge. This time Steve and Adam are joined by our good friend Ashley, who is also the co-host of your other favorite podcast, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. This show was filled with laughs and good times, so check it out now! It will make you smart!

HBO Cheif Technology Officer, Bob Zitter, says the biggest problem with DRM is the name
iPods interfering with pacemakers!
Tomorrow (the 14th) FBI Will Be Jacked Into Everyone’s Internets
News Brews: Turn Depressing World Affairs Into Coffee
LED Tetris: Better Than Plain Tetris
ClearSmile: Tooth Cleaning Machine
Logitech G5 Laser Gaming Mouse, $25
Spore delayed, possible release in 2009?
Metal Gear Solid 4 Delayed until 2008 ( not releasing xbox360)
Crackdown: new content released… and premium content
Adam’s Xbox Live 360 Spring update review
Microsoft has announced today both the PC & Xbox 360 version of Shadowrun have gone gold and will be released on May 29th

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Running Time: 58 Minutes

This episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades was created with a 100% USDA approved Organic Podcast creation technique! Along with it came plenty of ridiculous news, and it’s all made possible by the complete idiots that inhabit this little speck of a planet we live on. This episode was completely awesome, and Horseshoes & Hand Grenades took it one step further than necessary…over and over again. Enjoy the show!

Factoid of the Week:
When you pop a champagne cork, it can travel as fast as 100 MPH

Car lands in man’s bed
Burglar returns, with a vengeance
One-legged driver outruns cops
Vibrator ‘threat to national security
Woman sues hospital for not letting her eat her placenta!!
Dressed Up Dead Fawn Left Near Theater
Panty-Clad Man Tries Robbery with Lighter
Wal-Mart shoplifters hold signs of CRIME!

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Running Time: 38 Minutes

Listening to Episode 28 of Pi and CHiPS is much like walking through an Oasis of Awesomeness. Now, if you haven’t ever been to an Oasis of Awesomeness, I just want you to know that it’s…well…awesome! So sit back, grab yourself a nice cold drink, and have a listen to one of the greatest podcasts man has ever know…Pi and CHiPS.

Dell chooses Ubuntu as it’s Linux distro for PCs
Digg gets stomped by it’s own user base for not allowing the HD-DVD crack on the page
Google personalized homepage announced as “iGoogle”, adds gadget creator
Bubble head Web Camera
NeuroSky Gamer Headset Reads Brain Waves
Proposals would turn highways into wind farms
Scientists create an artificial wormhole!
Alky Project Hopes to Bring DirectX 10 Gaming to Mac, WinXP, and Linux
BioShock brings incredibly real water effects to gaming

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Running Time: 56 Minutes

Another shrink wrapped episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is out for your listening pleasure! In this episode, we express our utter frustration of having to deal with young children, our love for all things strange and unusual, and our confusion over how in the world people keep doing enough odd crap that we can make a show out of. So here it is folks! Don’t forget to vote for our show on Podcast Alley! There’s a button on the right. And tell all your friends about us! You must spread the virus known only as…Horseshoes and Hand Grenades.

Factoid of the Week:
Before Prohibition (Commonly referred to as this nations “Darkest Times”…at least according to alcoholics), the most common form of drinking beer at home was drinking it straight out of a bucket filled at the local pub or brewery

Employer beheads worker for not milking cows
Wife puts excrement in man’s curry
Austrian teenager run over by a tractor… twice
Upset landlord hires marching band
Man Describes Alleged Attack By 7 Lesbians In N.J.
Lesbians more likely to be obese
Bandits Super Glue a Naked Man to an Exercise Bike
Winona man sleeps through stabbing
Man charged with attempted murder after crashing truck into house

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Running Time: 38 Minutes